Zendaya Channels Cleopatra Vibes at Spider-Man Premiere (and Tom Holland is Just There)

In a stunning twist of events, a certain actress graced the premiere of a movie nobody asked for, strutting in a web dress and rocking what can only be described as her new Cleopatra hairstyle. Seriously, when I think of ancient Egypt, I think of this one. Reportedly channeling the iconic queen, she somehow pulled off waist-length hair with a fringe that screams, yes, I’m fabulous, and you should probably just stay in your lane.

Daring thigh-high split? Check. Glittery black web dress? Double check. Because why not accessorize with a diamond watch while wearing something that looks like a Halloween costume gone glam?

Now let’s talk about the husband who showed up in a brown double-breasted suit with a red checked tie. Good for him, I guess. They rolled out their new film to an audience probably as excited as they are for the next season of their favorite reality show. And let’s not forget, this allegedly groundbreaking film is breaking records—though I’m not sure who’s keeping track.

So, here’s to a certain messy chic couple dishing out some serious drama on the Shanghai red carpet. Just another Wednesday in Hollywood, folks.

—Kit